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Last April, I blogged about the panel discussions I attended at the L.A. Times Festival of books. I liked a couple of sessions so much that I bought the DVD recordings. One that might be interesting to some of you is “Young Adult Fiction: Rites of Initiation.” I also have a very entertaining recording of Mitch Albom interviewing Frank McCourt. I’m happy to mail either one to you if you will, in turn, pass it on when you’re finished and/or make copies for other people who might also want to see them. First come, first served; I only have one copy of each.

(In cleaning up my office, I’m discovering all sorts of junk buried treasures! I seriously need to rent a dumpster hold a garage sale.) 

UPDATE: [info]artistq is the lucky first-round winner. She’s agreed, however, to pass them along to you when she’s finished. Interested? Send her an email at the address she’s provided in the comments.


Left to Right: John Green, Per Nilsson, Andreas Steinhöfel, and Markus Zusak

Six Degrees of Separation

In 1990, American author John Guare wrote Six Degrees of Separation, a play that catapulted an obscure academic theory into popular culture. “I read somewhere that everybody on this planet is separated by only six other people,” Guare wrote. “The President of the United States, a gondolier in Venice, just fill in the names. I find it extremely comforting that we’re so close […] I am bound, you are bound, to everyone on this planet by a trail of six people.” 

Last July, however, psychology professor Judith Kleinfeld swept that theory into the dustpan of disproved hypotheses. “The pleasing idea that we live in a ‘small world’ where people are connected by ‘six degrees of separation’ may be the academic equivalent of an urban myth,” she said.  

Rather than tackle the pile of papers on my desk, I thought it might be fun to procrastinate do my own experiment with the Six Degrees of Separation hypothesis. So here’s my attempt to connect you, me, and six celebrities. 

1. Let’s start with former President Gerald R. Ford, who, at age 93, died yesterday at his Rancho Mirage home. I didn’t see President Ford himself, but I waved at a small group of his Secret Service men as I drove past his desert home in a Rolls Royce golf cart last spring.

2. President Ford loved outdoor sports altogether, but he was especially fond of skiing, as is our California governor. Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger was forced to terminate his ski vacation in Sun Valley, Idaho after breaking his right femur – just a few short days after sending me a holiday greeting card that featured a Christmas fir tree he’d painted himself. The tightly-structured letters in his signature look identical to the ones he wrote when he signed my legislation into law back in September, but the card’s also signed by his wife, Maria Shriver.

3. Back in October, Arnold Schwarzenegger put the kibosh on critics who tried to associate him with President George W. Bush. “To link me to George Bush is like linking me to an Oscar. That’s ridiculous,” the Governator told Jay Leno. But a serious discussion about the potential extinction of polar bears may require Bush to cozy up to Arnold and other environmental advocates.

4. President George W. Bush is an avid bicyclist, and apparently, Paris Hilton’s now taking up the sport. After her DUI back in September, she reportedly traded in her silver car for a bicycle. (Fact-checker alert: Last time I drove down her street, Paris had a Bentley parked in front of her house, not a Benz. And hello, reality? Does anyone besides me have trouble seeing Ms. Hilton using a bicycle for anything other than a prop?) 

5
. I’m certainly not BFF with Paris Hilton, but we do have a few things in common.  On at least a couple of occasions, she guest-starred on the hit series, “The O.C.,” the SoCal county in which I live. Also, Paris says she’s trademarked her oft-repeated phrase, “That’s hot.” However, I openly admit that I’ve co-opted and up-marketed the phrase, and that I’m using it as a title for my nonfiction book, THAT’S HAUTE. Finally, Paris Hilton’s appeared many times in People magazine and its sister publication, TIME. Coincidentally, I was once quoted in a TIME feature story, when I had a different last name. 

6. But You landed a spot on the cover of TIME, didn’t you? The magazine put you into the spotlight of fame when it chose You as its 2006 Person of the Year. So this makes you the sixth link in the chain that brings us all together into one united Circle of Trust.

If, like me, you’re in the mood for procrastination mental gymnastics, I challenge you to play the Six Degrees of Separation game.

More Alike Than Unalike?

Maya Angelou once noted, “We are more alike than we are unalike.” Her words are a ray of hope in these troubled times. So over coffee this morning, I challenged myself to find similarities with leaders from across the political aisle. 

When I kept my focus on writing-related connections, I discovered two examples fairly quickly, despite an incomplete dose of caffeine.

1) President Bush’s press conference notes look a lot like my own draft outlines — absolutely unintelligible to anyone but me.

2) Secretary Rumsfeld’s verbal gymnastics bear striking similarities to the mental twists and turns I take while forming chapters from my notes:

“As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know, but there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”  Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing

Yes, I know my reach across the aisle was a stretch. Regardless, I’m going to keep my emphasis on the positive today, looking for examples that support Maya Angelou’s encouraging words. First, I’ll pour myself another mug of coffee. I’m hoping that’ll help. 

She Who Stands for Something

When I was a little girl, my mother gave me her own version of the lemming speech. (You know the one: “If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you follow them?” ) Except hers was more a challenge than a question. “If you don’t stand for something,” she warned, “you’ll fall for everything.”

This watercolor and poem hangs on my wall, a symbolic representation of that axiom. Unfortunately, the colors are muddied in this image, but the poem’s message is clear:

She Who Stands for Something

She chooses the purity
Of truth over popularity
…everytime.
Possessing the moral courage
To make her action consistent
With her knowledge
Of right and wrong,
She knows that the choices she makes today
Will shape her into the woman
She will be tomorrow. 

This woman’s life defines
Such words as love,
forgiveness, charity,
Service, compassion and godliness.
For she knows who she is
And what she believes. 

Her integrity is founded
On unswerving principle.
She is beyond reproach,
And her courage is unsurpassed.
As she carries the banner of truth,

Everyone knows
She stands for something. 

Today, the California Assembly passed AB 2165 on a 71-1 vote, including a provision for expedited delivery to Governor Schwarzenegger’s desk. I’m feeling grateful and a bit overwhelmed by the symbolic value of this final vote. Like most people, I’m sometimes unable or unwilling to speak my truth. But on this issue, I’m very glad I took a stand. 

*Image and poem used with permission of artist and author Suzy Toronto. Take a look at her beautiful artwork and inspiring poetry here.