2009

Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone, and welcome to this encore performance of Magic 8-Ball predictions! Wondering what 2010 holds in store for you? The Magic Eight Ball is ready to forecast your future.

No need for "psychic hotlines" or mass-produced fortune cookies…when you consult the Magic 8-Ball, you’ll receive a personalized response from the gen-u-ine article! The rules of engagement are simple:

1. DO address the Magic 8-Ball with all due respect ("Oh Magic 8-Ball…" or something similar).
2. DO submit Yes/No questions.
3. DO concentrate as you click on the "post comment" button.
4. DO ask as many questions as you’d like, but enter them as separate comments.
5. DON’T be deterred if the Magic 8-Ball tells you to ASK AGAIN LATER. 
6. DON’T take the Magic 8-Ball too seriously, but please accept my sincere wishes for the happiest New Year ever!