Spamming for a Spouse

This email query from an online (and unknown) suitor just showed up in my Inbox. “Destiny” or desperation? You tell me.

Yo M.shore!!!

At first I should tell you about my appear, so I got E-mail from one DATING AGENCY but really that was VERY STRANGE for me because I closed all my accounts at DATING SITES, because I don’t like people who are interested just in non SERIOUS RELATIONS, I have much FRIENDS from that sites but really I did not find someone special for me….

But I got your E-mail address and thought “MAYBE THAT IS MY DESTINY” to find someone special? So I don’t know where you did get MY E-MAIL ADDRESS but I hope that is NOT JUST MISTAKE.

If you decide to answer me I promise to SEND YOU big LETTER and MY BEST PHOTOS !!! I’d like to learn more about you. PLEASE, WRITE ME some lines about your personality, your hobbies, your way of life. I’m really interested to know!

As for me, I’m an easy-going and open-hearted person. I take life as it comes and have optimistic views. It doesn’t mean that nothing makes me sad, but I consider all the difficulties in my life to be useful for me. I’m very communicative and like to spend time in a good company. I enjoy outdoors activities and sport. What about you? Do you go in for sports?

Hope to hear from you soon, please use (Lee @ invalid email address) to answer me ! I wit your letter with large impatience . Please do it for me.

Katya (Hmm…This name doesn’t correspond with email address of origin. And the gender of this sender? Not a good match.)

19 Comments

  1. Eew–sounds creepy to me. How did this person get your e-mail address? This is one reason why I’m leery to open up a myspace account. But then again if I got an e-mail like yours, I’d probably get a good laugh over it. Then change my e-mail address.

    • I agree with you!

      I’m guessing it’s a random spam-bot. Those sometimes get through the filter, don’t they? I’m sure it’s nothing personal, even though there are some personal things in the message.

  2. Oh my gosh! That is hilarious. Although you have to wonder if sending out this type of email is going to get you what you’re looking for. Can you imagine the kind of person that would seriously reply to something like this?

    Too funny.

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