Ahoy there, mateys! 
Arrr, lest someone make ye’ walk the ol’ plank or send ye’ ta’ ol’ Davy Jones’ Locker, har’s an online translator site t’ help ye’ get through Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Here, Dave Barry contributes his two dubloons on the topic of this fledgling, if not far-fetched, holiday: “Every now and then, some visionary individuals come along with a concept that is so original and so revolutionary that your immediate reaction is: ‘Those individuals should be on medication.”’
Aye, me an’ me parrot concur.
Cartoon credit: Miami Herald
Hope things are going well for you!